I could not sleep this morning so I thought I would go in to the living rooom & watch TV to avoid waking SuperHubby. Well, my TV guide channel took a toll on my intellect & self-esteem, it looked something like this . . .
"ABS FAST!" - if I move too fast I may tee-tee in my pants
"Look Good Naked" - I have had 3 kiddos, but do not stretch marks does that count?
"Gone in 60 Seconds" - no comment needed, if it worked we would all look like my sister B - perfect
"Lose 30 lbs. in 6 weeks" - by the time 6 weeks rolls around school will have started so my schedule will have changed
I watched a few minutes of "The Baby Diaries" about a mom who waas struggling having a 2nd child b/c her husband does not help 100% of the time - SERIOUSLY, lady if he helped 100% of the time he could not work & then you could not afford your hair color, gym membership & probably your boobies.
Okay maybe I should ot pass judgement, but if they were real & she had 2 big babies then they would not be that perfect.
Okay, back to cleaning the house b/c my brother's girlfriend is staying at our house for the wedding weekend so it has to be perfect. We like her & are trying not to scare her off.
I will post pics of wedding festivities when they are over. We are so excited!
~Jocelyn
"ABS FAST!" - if I move too fast I may tee-tee in my pants
"Look Good Naked" - I have had 3 kiddos, but do not stretch marks does that count?
"Gone in 60 Seconds" - no comment needed, if it worked we would all look like my sister B - perfect
"Lose 30 lbs. in 6 weeks" - by the time 6 weeks rolls around school will have started so my schedule will have changed
I watched a few minutes of "The Baby Diaries" about a mom who waas struggling having a 2nd child b/c her husband does not help 100% of the time - SERIOUSLY, lady if he helped 100% of the time he could not work & then you could not afford your hair color, gym membership & probably your boobies.
Okay maybe I should ot pass judgement, but if they were real & she had 2 big babies then they would not be that perfect.
Okay, back to cleaning the house b/c my brother's girlfriend is staying at our house for the wedding weekend so it has to be perfect. We like her & are trying not to scare her off.
I will post pics of wedding festivities when they are over. We are so excited!
~Jocelyn
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